Saturday, July 12, 2008

The StarWars Family


raya 2007 in damansara
Originally uploaded by troy16
L-R chewbacca, ewok, yoda, jar jar binks

Family theme song here

Welcome!

Our planet is situated in Penang Island, an island far far away from Timbuktu. Many light years ago and due to the dark-side, the high council decided to migrate from the mainland's Province of Wellesley formerly known as 'death star' as the Malayawata's megatron constantly spewing its fiery breath oxide daily to the surrounding Prai communities. The republican starfighters used to only prepare coffee 'neat' as we need to only expose our cuppa to the
Prai air for free sugar complement from the Prai Sugar factory who provided sticky sucrose from the air. Thats why, we jedis took our starfighters to the calmer galaxy of Bukit Jambul. A serene community laced with the Penang International Airport for milleniums, the forever 'under-maintenance' Penang Bridge, the Queensbay Mall and the University where Jar Jar Binks learnt his saber skills.

A short profile on each starfighter:-

1) Chewbacca a.k.a Adil (adil_dexman@yahoo.co.uk)

Chewwie is a 17 earth years Wookie, hefty 170pounder and 36" belly. Apart from his infamous war-cry... oooeerrgghhh! has a full range of amouries; a Nikon D40, a couple of Sony-Ericssons, an avid iPodder & Nike apparels for evening runs (supposedly on a diet program!). Taking his final exam SPM in 2008 and who dreamt to be a
pro-chef Anthony Bourdain (who never cooks but gets to travel and eat anything under the sun!). This species has high intelligence in inter-galactic communication (friendster/mySpace) coupled with extremely rapid finger reflex in text messaging with eyes closed - a true jedi's trait that Obi-Wan Kenobi would be proud of. See his flickr photo website here

2) Ewok a.k.a Khadijah (khadijah.puteh@gmail.com)
Once she was a radiant queen, Padmé Amidala by name and hails from the planet Naboo Tasek Glugor but eversince smooched by Jabba the Hut, she turned into a midget but dynamite Ewok. It was 48 years ago when she was born and key member of the Galactic Senate. Cooks well, prolific surfer on PC but a tad slow on Mac system just like R2D2 on a desert terrain. Beautiful but one need extreme caution when her nostrils flare like hippo resurfacing from water (like the Darth Vader's headgear) ... she can be quite intimidating to all jedis especially Chewwie, master Yoda & Jar Jar Binks : )

3) Master Yoda a.k.a Ridzuan (ridzuanismail@gmail.com)
Jedi High General, survived for 480 yoda years, he has. Small though he is but has the ability to gravity-pull the jedi
council into a fearsome quartet of Chewbacca, Ewok, Jar Jar Binks and the master jedi himself. Hrmmmpph... Yoda has many dark sides, easily bringing Inspector Gadget to shame. His green light saber sword is his Nikon D300 and the master swashbuckled his way through into the inner cyberworld to creat this blogspot with many saga images to upload. More to come, he will. See his flickr photo website here (for friends & family), and here (for workmates)

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you."

4) Jar Jar Binks a.k.a Alif (medieval_axer@yahoo.com)
A Gungan species and you can get more character information from this site. Or his flickr image website, click here
22yrs old, slim & tall Yao-Ming like, diet strictly on veggies and lamb only. Milo fluid. Sleeps during the day and an active nocturnal species. Like Yoda, Mr Binks is obsessed with anything click-clack and thereby has a sole proprietorship of a Nikon D200, SB800, 80-200D f/2.8, 12-24 f/4, 17-55 f/2.8...etc. All the good fast lenses. Jar Jar Binks aspires to buy his own gears (Master Yoda is delighted and full of anticpation). He has a partner Princess Leia who resides from the other side of our island galaxy. Jar Jar Binks is now officially a retired young musician as he felt its best to concentrate in one field. Awww man... you can do both, man!!


2 comments:

janz said...

Congratulations! Welcome to the Galaxy. That was a stupendous intro n if that is a start, we look forward to much much more. Love Jajabinks original picture, esp the nostrils! Is that an Ewok trait? Hahahaha
Ache & Jani, from the planet of KL, one nano second away using the ex fighter and 3 and a half hours by conventional travel.

T r o y 1 6 said...

ha ha... jarjarbinks ain't seeing anything yet! He is too pre-occupied with his click-clack thingy.

The flaring nostrils is genetically consistent with all Ewoks (shhh... Yoda cant say too loud, or else &&^%%#!?

see ya all soon and may najer recover soonest